Famous one liners.
It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it […]
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns
My favorite unknown movie is ‘The Comic’. Dick Van Dyke
Resist much, obey little. Walt Whitman
Never say more than is necessary. Richard Brinsley Sheridan
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore
If you don’t ask, you don’t get. Stevie Wonder
The trouble is, you think you have time. Jack Kornfield
Some people put us down. But I still haven’t heard of any Americans trying to […]
Keep the other person’s well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging […]
Dogs smoke in France. Ozzy Osbourne
Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn. Drake
Turn your can’t into a can, and your dream into plan! Cris Nikolov
I wonder if illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup? Jerry Seinfeld
I’m as clean as a whistle. Tommy Chong
I’ve always showed up. If I got paid. Jerry Lee Lewis
I said I was ‘The Greatest,’ I never said I was the smartest! Muhammad Ali
You know what is a nice thought? Retirement. Keanu Reeves
I think there are still words you can’t use in family entertainment that you can […]
I did not climb to the top of the food to chain to eat carrots. […]
When in doubt, choose change. Lily Leung
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves. J. Robson Koenig
Marijuana: It won’t kill you… unless a bale of it falls on you. Willie Nelson
You always want to do a good job and hopefully, I won’t be in something […]
Society needs a couple of vents that say what you’re not supposed to say. Sam […]
If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield
You only know that you’re smart because you’re around dumb people from time to time! […]
I’m barely prolific and incredibly lazy. Tom Petty
I’m just a musical prostitute! Freddie Mercury
Lightning makes no sound until it strikes. Martin Luther King Jr.
Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge of the Hicks Ron White
If you done it, it ain’t bragging. Walt Whitman
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Rodney Dangerfield
I’ve had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don’t understand women. […]
The hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world. William Ross Wallace
Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat. […]
Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter. Tina Fey
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you […]