Old Quotes, Old One-Liners, Old Sayings, Old Memes, Old Statuses and Old Tweets!
I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old […]
Old age ain’t no place for sissies. Bette Davis
Time as he grows old teaches all things. Aeschylus
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. Anthony […]
My grandfather used to say that once in your life you need a doctor, a […]
There was a time when your phone would ring and you had no idea who […]
Nothing makes a woman look so old as trying desperately hard to look young. Coco […]
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. […]
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Will Rogers
Some people are old at 18 and some young at 90. Time is a concept […]
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. Ella Harris
You know you’re getting old when candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
I’m old, I’m rich, and I’m tired. Jerry Seinfeld
I think older women still have a full life. Betty White
You never slow down, you never grow old. Tom Petty
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. Jennifer Yane
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the […]
Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert […]
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the […]
Betty White
A man growing old becomes a child again. Sophocles
Here’s my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after […]
I don’t like being 50 and I don’t like thinking about death. Howard Stern
If you done it, it ain’t bragging. Walt Whitman
Feed a cold and starve a fever. C. Morley
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. […]
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. William Shakespeare