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Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan
If I had my life to live over, I would do it all again, but […]
How far that little candle throws its beams, so shines a good deed in a […]
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. […]
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and […]
I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a […]
I will never be a well-behaved woman. Janne Robinson
Cocaine is God’s way of saying-“You are making too much money.” Robin Williams
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. Jay […]
Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do. Anna […]
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Woody Allen
Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to […]
I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can […]
The easiest way to keep a woman over your shoulder is with a firm hand […]
Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become the master at changing my clothes […]
Sexual fantasies, like children, are most interesting to the people who have them. Carol Tavris
You don’t love me, you just love my doggystyle. Snoop Dogg
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends….They’re much more concerned with getting inside […]
I’d like to die like my father died. My father died fucking. My father was […]
I have dirty thoughts about everyone I meet. Howard Stern
The hottest man in Hollywood remains Robert Redford. I’ve never met the man, but I […]
I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot. Betty White