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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow […]
Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to […]
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and […]
God created war so that Americans would learn geography. Mark Twain
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. […]
What happened? Satan was busy? Sam Kinison
My muffin hasn’t had a cherry since 1939. Betty White
Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld
Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people. Will Ferrell
Ron White
You got a gun, you don’t have to work out. Chris Rock
The older you get the better you get, unless you’re a banana. Betty White
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to […]