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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. There’s a lot of coloring […]
In Scotland we have mixed feelings about global warming, because we will get to sit […]
I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. […]
I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked […]
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet […]
I’d really like to do a reality show with four white people.. who are dropped […]
We’re a comedy site and have made fun of every single race, religion, creed, and […]
Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, ‘you […]
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, […]
Why didn’t the skeleton go bungee jumping? He didn’t have the guts. Thomas LaRock
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. […]
Soon, I’m going to meet somebody around my own age, and she’s going to be […]
The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land. Chevy Chase
A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first […]
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington D.C. […]
It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales. Milton Berle
I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his […]
I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to […]
It’s so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one […]
What do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste buds! Maria Monrovia
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music. Juliet Lanka
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins […]
I didn’t always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I […]
How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on. Thomas LaRock
Why can’t you trust a burrito? Cause it will spill the beans. Alan Griffin
I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses. Conan O’Brien
Sometimes, when I’m feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to […]
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives. Ralph Nelson Willett
How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together. Ryan McGee
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin
I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already. Tommy Cooper
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren. Jen Giffen
How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Brandon Gorrell
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle. Christopher Hudspeth
What did the pickle say to his fans? I’m kind of a big dill! Maria […]
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and […]
What fun is life if I’m not making jokes all the time? It’s a torture […]
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America […]
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob […]