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It’s okay to like jerks. I mean, it’d be better to like a nice guy, […]
It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going […]
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got […]
Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if […]
I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize…. to […]
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they’re gone and […]
I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise […]
The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he’s going to be. […]
No one is more insufferable than he who lacks basic courtesy. Bryant McGill
If you’re a jerk, it doesn’t matter how smart you are.
What’s the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk? Ricki Lake
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be […]
If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he’s in trouble. And Henry was 95 […]
Chefs are nutters. They’re all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every […]
People are not homeless if they’re sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns. Dan […]
If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you’ll never learn. Ray […]
Hypocrissits: A narcissist whose head is so far up their butt they can’t hear the […]
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then […]
You have as much charm as a dead slug. Suzanne Collins
Any fool can turn a blind eye but who knows what the ostrich sees in […]
People inspire you, or they drain you. Pick them wisely. Hans F. Hansen
Sleep, he’s not worth it R. H. Sin
Stay away from confused men. They have nothing to offer good women. R. H. Sin
His lies tasted so good until I swallowed the truth. SJ. Rae
Sometimes it’s the ones you trust with all of your heart who have the deadliest […]
Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you’re honest with them, then you’re an asshole. George Carlin
Controllers, abusers, and manipulative people don’t question themselves. They don’t ask themselves if the problem […]
Music is everybody’s possesion. It’s only publishers who think that people own it John Lennon
In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for […]
If obstacles are large, jump higher. Steve Backley
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well I have others. Groucho […]
An ugly man with no money might as well cut off his penis. Howard Stern
I wanted to go hide. I wasn’t looking to be more famous, I’m famous enough. […]