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Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it […]
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t […]
I dreamed you bewitched me into bed and sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane. […]
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. Carol Burnett
Here’s what happens when you die- you sit in a box and get eaten by […]
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else […]
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I […]
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. Harvey Korman
I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. Richard Pryor
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I […]
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. Rodney Dangerfield
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I’m God and I’d like to start […]
You can’t become a dictator through checks and balances. Tommy Chong
Dear Life, when I said “Can my day get any worse” it was a rhetorical […]
Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we’re being run […]
I was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them […]