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If I don’t write to empty my mind, I go mad. Lord Byron
I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. Albert Einstein
Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy. Sigmund Freud
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You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. […]
If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid. Eddie Izzard
If being sane is thinking there’s something wrong with being different….I’d rather be completely fucking […]
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s […]
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the […]
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David […]
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. Jon Stewart
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn’t make any sense. Chelsea Handler
We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way. Samuel Beckett
Insanity runs in my family. In fact, it practically gallops. Cary Grant
Money is the worst currency that ever grew among mankind. This sacks cities, this drives […]
The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place. […]
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone […]
When love is not madness it is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of […]
I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something. Charles Manson
Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be […]
And though she be but little, she is fierce. William Shakespeare
I spend a lot time thinking of the Hereafter- each time I enter a room […]
You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow caution tape, […]
To be heroic is to be courageous enough to die for something; to be inspirational […]
I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth. Karl Lagerfeld
Never, under any circumstances, taking a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. […]
Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that. Mikhail Bulgakov
We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville. Jim Butcher
Also, I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. Cassandra Clare
If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. Christopher Moore
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles Bukowski
Death is the solution to all problems. No man–No problem. Joseph Stalin
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you’re somewhat normal, it’s exotic. David Spade
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. Terry Pratchett
I get maybe four hours of sleep a night. I’m a little bit crazy. Mayim […]
If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don’t mind being […]
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can’t spread peanut better on […]
It takes a long time to become young. Pablo Picasso