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If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. Paul McCartney
I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, […]
I’ve always tried to be pretty healthy, eating well and exercising regularly. I definitely give […]
I’m an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. Kelly […]
Instead of going out to dinner, buy good food. Cooking at home shows such affection. […]
I would eat fruitcake if there’d been a nuclear war and I’d run out of […]
I absolutely adore Thanksgiving. It’s the only holiday I insist on making myself. Ina Garten
I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m […]
Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I’m going to be […]
Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain’t eatin’. Ice Cube
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three […]
I said to my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ She […]
You can’t depend on the exposure of a TV screen to keep your feet on […]
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes […]
No man can be wise on an empty stomach. George Eliot
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for […]
Cooking a dish is fine; cooking it under pressure is a completely different ballgame. Gordon […]
To eat and drink without a friend is to devour like the lion and the […]
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to […]
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin […]
The recipe never mentions how much wine you will need to get through baking cookies […]
I don’t think any day is worth living without thinking about what you’re going to […]
Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it’s a start. Anthony Bourdain
You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together. Anthony Bourdain
Garlic bread – it’s the future, I’ve tasted it. Peter Kay
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups. Cathy Guisewite
My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially […]
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high […]
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. Virginia […]
My body holds on to every part of every, you know, calorie that there is […]
Grease is the only cure for a hangover. Cameron Diaz
I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Scott Adams
Is there an Uber eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to […]
Yeah sure, having a thigh gap would be great, but imagine not being able to […]
My grandfather used to say that once in your life you need a doctor, a […]
They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a jaded, anxious […]
No fair! Denny’s says anyone under 10 eats free– but they don’t say if thats […]
THIS JUST IN!!!!!! It’s too early to call if that pizza I ate for dinner […]
BTW I always separate the fingers on a Kit Kat and then nibble all the […]