Dirty Quotes, Dirty One-Liners, Dirty Sayings, Dirty Memes, Dirty Statuses and Dirty Tweets!
Her mind blooms in tinges of velvety moss; midnight lace, and eloquently wrapped dirty thoughts. […]
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them […]
She is addictive because she possesses a pure heart and a dirty mind. JM Storm
I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be. […]
Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men […]
Lately, my favorite thing to shout out in the middle of sex is, “Alexa, search […]
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. John Waters
I wanted to write my words all over her body with my lips; all the […]
Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing. Charles Bukowski
The easiest way to keep a woman over your shoulder is with a firm hand […]
You don’t love me, you just love my doggystyle. Snoop Dogg
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. Harvey Korman
I’d like to die like my father died. My father died fucking. My father was […]
I love Benny Hill. He one of my favorites of all time. Like, the way […]
My muffin hasn’t had a cherry since 1939. Betty White
Why do people say ‘grow some balls?’ Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really […]
Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis. No weenies. Snoop Dogg