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I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car […]
Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy. Walter Kerr
In pushing other species to extinction, humanity is busy sawing off the limb on which […]
I got nothing against the honest cop on the beat, the kind you can’t buy. […]
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. […]
I seriously wonder: How many highly intuitive, intelligent and totally sane women and men have […]
We went to Alaska once and they made us honorary Alaskans. Then we went to […]
Pain is real when you get other people to believe in it. If no one […]
If I really considered myself a writer, I wouldn’t be writing screenplays. I’d be writing […]
I didn’t beat her. I just pushed her out of bed. O. J. Simpson
Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a […]
This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top. David Lynch
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. Emo Philips
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and […]
There is a pleasure in being mad which none but madmen know. John Dryden
As a matter of a fact, though, I’ve never actually played a video game where […]
I don’t usually lose my temper, but if I get angry, it’s true – I’m […]
Oh, I’m crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, […]
The word poetry comes from the Greek word poiesis which just means “a making”. So […]
Maybe we’re just all a little mad here and love is about finding the ones […]
I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no […]
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Spike Milligan
If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets […]
The things you used to own, now they own you. Chuck Palahniuk
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. Mark Twain
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Charles Schulz
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on. William S. Burroughs
I don’t think that a lot of people understand, that the person who’s crazy enough […]
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob […]
I’m fascinated by the dream world we live in, in our dreaming sleep dreaming and […]
Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest […]
I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I […]
When your hobbies get in the way of your work – that’s OK; but when […]
I have a rat inside my skull that runs on a treadmill – pitta-patta pitta-patta […]
What if your home… what if your family… what if your dope was on fire? […]
The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power to […]
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip […]
The time has come, everybody lie down so you won’t get hurt when the sun […]
Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it […]