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There are those who like things just they are and will stop at nothing to […]
Again and again, the cicada’s untiring cry pierced the sultry summer air like a needle […]
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy all day. Mitch […]
The first hundred thousand – that was hard to get, but afterwards, it was easy […]
She’s mad but she’s magic. There’s no lie in her fire. Charles Bukowski
It’s crazy isn’t it? How one person can completely destroy your confidence and how another […]
I do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front […]
Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the hookers and […]
If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look […]
We must move as quickly as possible to a one-world government; a one-world religion; under […]
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell
You’ve got to walk and talk with God to go to heaven… I have the […]
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what […]
Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why […]
A peacock that rests on his tail feathers is just another turkey. Dolly Parton
We are lending money we don’t have to kids who can’t pay it back to […]
I took my $100,000 and bought a new Corvette, a lot of cocaine, and spent […]
I will shove my fist so far down your fucking throat that you’ll be shitting […]
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with […]
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; but if you really make […]
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try […]
Love is friendship gone mad. Jillian Dodd
To my far away lover, sometimes I wish to cease and give up. To just […]
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I […]
Puberty hit me pretty hard. All of a sudden, I woke up, and I had […]
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare. […]
While some people are saying Trump paying no taxes is a reason he shouldn’t be […]
I’ve got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop […]
I’ll never stop writing. It’s one occupation in which being crazy, even senile, might help. […]
I just thought any workout that is effective and I can do while laying down […]
Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don’t go there alone. Augusten Burroughs
I’m not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn’t exist? That’s […]
I had no immediate knowledge of the world or Batman at all. I’m quite incubated. […]
My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from […]
What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen. Iggy Pop
The law which their prophet Mohamed has given to muslims is that any harm done […]
Remorse for what? You people have done everything in the world to me. Doesn’t that […]
The best way to accomplish serious design … is to be totally and completely unqualified […]