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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment […]
The trouble with going crazy is that you have to go around making it up […]
You see, when you’re excited, your body has trouble telling the difference between pain and […]
So fight amongst the grain and breathe chaos like fresh air because the crazy ones […]
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he […]
I’ve seen dragons in the sky, clouds pierced with fire, breath as thick as Heaven […]
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Christopher […]
A total population of 250-300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels, would be […]
Love, the simplest, strongest, and most unforgiving of all emotions. Stephen King
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid. […]
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always […]
Men are all alike — except the one you’ve met who’s different. Mae West
Women are the most beautiful yet difficult beings known to man. Lil Wayne
When someone is stalking you because they think you are stalking them, it makes you […]
I love the smell of skunks. Driving down a back road and you smell a […]
There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible […]
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, ‘Hey, man, […]
It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is […]
I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was […]
I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist. Tara Reid
The lion shall lie down with the calf, but the calf won’t get much sleep. […]
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot. Dave Barry
The good news is that going blind is not going to make you as unhappy […]
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought […]
When the President does it, that means that it’s not illegal. Richard Nixon
I’m not a prophet or a stone-aged man, just a mortal with potential of a […]
If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way […]
Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy. […]
Economics is like the Dutch language – I’m told it makes sense, but I have […]
For me to say I wasn’t a genius I’d just be lying to you and […]
I think the average person thinks I’m a nut and I deserve whatever happens to […]
I’ve already lost a piece of my mind. I can’t trust you with what’s left. […]
Instant gratification takes too long. Carrie Fisher
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn […]
It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like […]
I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as […]
You come into my dreams from a whisper to a scream. Van Morrison
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad […]
Without poets, without artists, men would soon weary of nature’s monotony. Guillaume Apollinaire