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I think that’s very sad, that I haven’t allowed my heart to be broken. I […]
Your only gain is to try to get me to fall down to your level. […]
The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for […]
The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool. Stephen King
I don’t have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated. Tupac […]
Truth is the glue that holds government together. Gerald Ford
My view of life is if you’re going to miss heaven, why miss it by […]
I don’t mind living in a man’s world as long as I can be a […]
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the […]
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said […]
We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones. Stephen King
People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand. Elvis Presley
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn’t make you nice. Hitler read history, too. Joan […]
You’re right. I am crazy. But you know what else? I don’t give a fuck. […]
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they […]
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I’m God and I’d like to start […]
I don’t have ex’s! I have Y’s. Like Y the hell did I date you?! […]
I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You’re not scared. You’re an asshole. […]
Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying […]
If you think the 10 commandments being posted in a school its going to change […]
I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. Roseanne Barr
The poison came in liquid, she was naked all the time. Tom Petty
There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do. Amy Poehler
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol […]
Reality is a crutch for those who can not cope with drugs. Lily Tomlin
Sweetie, if you’re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty. […]
I’m so much more famous than I am financially successful. Roseanne Barr
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. Robin Williams
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough […]
Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to […]
Dear Life, when I said “Can my day get any worse” it was a rhetorical […]
It’s about being alive and feisty and not sitting down and shutting up. Even if […]
Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. Tina Fey
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent […]
I have a theory that if you’re famous more years than you’re not famous, then […]
Love is a serious mental illness. Plato
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison
Do your thing and don’t care if they like it. Tina Fey
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that […]