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The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place. […]
There is an alternative to war. It’s staying in bed and growing your hair. John […]
Whatever you do, you must never let the voice in your head control the brain […]
I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so […]
Race car driving is a lot like sex; all men think they’re good at it. […]
The best thing about me is you. Shannon Crown
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly. Richard […]
No pressure, no diamonds. Thomas Carlyle
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. Langston Coleman
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, […]
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone […]
Customer service is just a day in, day out ongoing, never ending, unremitting, persevering, compassionate, […]
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely […]
When love is not madness it is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
It’s easy to fool the eye but it’s hard to fool the heart. Al Pacino
Big Brother is watching you. George Orwell
You call it madness, but I call it love. Don Byas
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. […]
If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of […]
You’re probably on the right track if you feel like a sidewalk worm during a […]
You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. […]
Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own […]
Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back. Steven Wright
People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that […]
I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something. Charles Manson
Life’s not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. […]
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and […]
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. P. D. East
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, […]
A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at […]
There is nothing so stable as change. Bob Dylan
At the end of the day, it not only doesn’t make logical sense to deny […]
I think the issue of income and wealth inequality is in fact a moral issue. […]
There are good people who do good things, there are bad people who do bad […]
I know how to do anything—I’m a mom. Roseanne Barr
And though she be but little, she is fierce. William Shakespeare
Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m […]
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. Gerald […]
Thank you… Motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up […]