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Being still and doing nothing are two completely different things. Jackie Chan
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the f*&k you were gonna do anyway. Robert […]
You are afraid to die, and you’re afraid to live. What a way to exist. […]
One thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the […]
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I’m happy, doctor, I finally won out […]
I’m in a position that allows me to do what I want to do and […]
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become […]
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the […]
Playing it safe is the riskiest choice we can ever make. Sarah Ban Breathnach
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. Benjamin […]
I’m an angel. The horns are only there to hold up the halo. Suzanne Wright
Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram […]
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his […]
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Redd […]
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want […]
Man has his will, but woman has her way. Oliver Wendell Holnes Sr.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is […]
I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy […]
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the […]
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David […]
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning […]
Food Stamp recipients didn’t cause the financial crisis; recklessness on Wall Street did. Barack Obama
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. Marilyn Monroe
We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to […]
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
You know what I like about pen and paper? Nobody can hack into this shit. […]
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just […]
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn’t make any sense. Chelsea Handler
You have to think anyway, so why not think big? Donald Trump
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for […]
Everything I was afraid of when I was growing up, I’ve become. I’ve taken on […]
Tell me with whom you walk, and I will tell you who you are. Esmeralda […]
Fear grows in darkness; if you think there’s a bogeyman around, turn on the light. […]
We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way. Samuel Beckett
Once in his life, every man is fall madly involve with a gorgeous redhead. Lucille […]
Money is the worst currency that ever grew among mankind. This sacks cities, this drives […]
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an […]
I’d rather entertain people than offend them. Sam Kinison
I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad. […]