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I think Queen song are pure escapism, like going to see a good film. Freddie […]
Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to […]
Everything is clearer when you’re in love. John Lennon
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little […]
You can’t suppress bodily functions. Cheech Marin
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. Conan O’Brien
You’re in the Backstreet Boys. This inevitably will be a great thing for your career….I’ve […]
A new study found that most people can’t go 10 minutes without lying. But since […]
There are two kinds of people I don’t trust; People who don’t drink and people […]
Comedy is tragedy plus time. Carol Burnett
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad […]
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked […]
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. […]
Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both […]
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A […]
My ambition is handicapped by laziness. Charles Bukowski
To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, […]
People never lie so much as before an election, during a war, or after a […]
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. Jennifer Yane
Love cures people – both the ones who give it and the ones who receive […]
If I don’t write to empty my mind, I go mad. Lord Byron
I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. Albert Einstein
Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy. Sigmund Freud
The ultimate mystery is one’s own self. Sammy Davis Jr.
Do crabs think we walk sideways? Bill Murray
A true friend will go with the Instagram filter that flatters you. Whitney Cummings
If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid. Eddie Izzard
Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all […]
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg
Mother Teresa didn’t walk around complaining about her thighs – she had shit to do. […]
Let me be clear about this: I don’t have a drug problem, I have a […]
Dogs smoke in France. Ozzy Osbourne
In the end we’re all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven’t been on […]
The only way you can sleep at work is if you own the company. Casey […]
If being sane is thinking there’s something wrong with being different….I’d rather be completely fucking […]
A hero is someone who voluntarily walks into the unknown. Tom Hanks
The higher the stakes, the happier I am, the better I will be. Robert Downey […]
What gets scary is when your self-worth is tied up in what strangers think of […]
Breaking rules isn’t interesting. It’s making up new ones that keeps things exciting. Christopher Nolan