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What will I be doing in twenty years’ time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you […]
Working in a restaurant means being a part of a family, albeit usually a slightly […]
Somewhere along the way we all go a bit mad. So burn, let go and […]
The coolest people I’ve met have the most colorful pasts, they’ve lived lives of risk, […]
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb […]
Everything can be satirized. Sam Kinison
I think my melodies are superior to my lyrics. Freddie Mercury
Girls bored me – they still do, I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman […]
Anything I’ve ever done that ultimately was worthwhile initially scared me to death. Betty Bender
When in doubt, freak ‘em out. Sharon Needles
I’m very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish […]
I won’t be impressed with science until I can download a waffle. Sean Gabay
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the […]
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. Franklin P. […]
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. […]
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Winnie The Pooh
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you […]
Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread. Francis Bacon
They say that parenting is like dancing. You take one step, your child takes another. […]
Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of […]
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that […]
My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an […]
I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, […]
I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. Gwyneth Paltrow
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but […]
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. Erma Bombeck
Waves are not measured in feet and inches, they are measured in increments of fear. […]
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. Kevin Hart
Talk low, talk slow and don’t say too much. John Wayne
I didn’t get where I am today by worrying about how I’d feel tomorrow. Ron […]
I care less if I can’t be part of your scene because I am the […]
Netflix is like sitting at the cool kids’ table. Netflix is amazing. We’re the biggest […]
When we travel we find how greatly our boyhood dreams are outstripped by reality. R. […]
When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You […]
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I […]
I dream of a day where I walk down the street & hear people talk […]
I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re […]
I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again. Sylvia Plath
I believe that all roads lead to the same place-and that is wherever all roads […]