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I have lived with several Zen masters— all of them cats. Eckhart Tolle
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. Josh Billings
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible […]
We live in a rainbow of chaos. Paul Cezanne
She was ready to deny the existence of space and time rather than admit love […]
I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and […]
I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized…. I’m just slutty. […]
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers
I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. Russell Brand
The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the […]
I’ve always enjoyed things a little more chaotic than most people would prefer. I feel […]
To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths! EdgarAllan Poe
She’s the kind of girl whose light doesn’t have an off switch. J. Iron Word
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we […]
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich […]
The future will soon become a thing of the past. George Carlin
I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere […]
The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a […]
The best smell in the world is the man you love. Jennifer Aniston
All good things are wild and free. Henry David Thoreau
Stress in life comes from making things more important than they really are. Failure comes […]
I like to think of myself as a time machine that can only go into […]
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright
Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway… Stupidity is the same. And […]
Girls are like buses, miss one, next fifteen, one comin. Gucci Mane
I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger. Heath Ledger
Anytime u use a dildo to cushion your fall it’s a win! Jeremy Piven
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve cried in the back of an […]
If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned […]
Oh God. I just realized I’m stuck with me my whole life. Anna Kendrick
Stressed today so I’m stepping on bubble wrap! try it! It works! Deborah Gibson
Here’s a secret…The time to really relax is when you think you don’t have time […]
I don’t like when my auto dictate spells “cause” as “cuz.” It feels super perverse. […]
Farts are weaponized poop. Have a good night everyone. Hank Azaria
BTW I always separate the fingers on a Kit Kat and then nibble all the […]
I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or […]