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I don’t like to feel so crazy about someone. I don’t like to feel like […]
The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of […]
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. Dan Quayle
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams
Sanity is a madness put to good uses. George Santayana
Fairy tales are more than true — not because they tell us dragons exist, but […]
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have […]
Like most good looking women, she was never sure of her beauty, and had to […]
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the […]
There ain’t no devil, only God when he’s drunk. Tom Waits
The Wild still lingered in him and the wolf in him merely slept. Jack London
I’m not a paranoid deranged millionaire. God damn it, I’m a billionaire. Howard Hughes
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be […]
Fools are without number. Desiderius Erasmus
When the wine goes in, strange things come out. Friedrich Schiller
Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think. Alfred […]
Only six electronic digital computers would be required to satisfy the computing needs of the […]
To see what is front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle. George Orwell
If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same […]
A sound like a sound of thunder rolled, and the heart of a nation stirred. […]
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really […]
The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people. […]
Once I have a grain of an idea, it haunts me until I finish the […]
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta National. I just […]
In the country of the blind the one eyed man is king. Desiderius Erasmus
I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as […]
I’m totally confused about what I am going to do with my life. Bill Hicks
One does not re-light a dead cigarette. Anna Held
I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know […]
No one has helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. Tucker Max
You need to be real enough to be believable, but you don’t necessarily have to […]
There are things which seem incredible to most men who have not studied Mathematics. Archimedes
I’ve had a chance to fly a lot of different airplanes, but it was nothing […]
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they […]
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. […]
An astronomer must be cosmopolitan, because ignorant statesmen cannot be expected to value their services. […]
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant
I would venture to guess that Anon wrote so many poems without signing them, was […]