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Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get […]
So he’s above the law because he’s a celebrity or something. Just because you’re Russell […]
If we learn to open our hearts, anyone, including the people who drive us crazy, […]
People from a planet without flowers would think we must be mad with joy the […]
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to […]
Madness is rare in individuals – but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is […]
I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I’ll never be […]
There is nowhere you can go and only be with people who are like you. […]
I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar! Russell […]
It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves. Zelda Fitzgerald
I do realize that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested. […]
I think all males from Detroit have an obsession with cars. Dax Shepard
The militant Muslim is the person who beheads the infidel, while the moderate Muslim holds […]
The United States is the only advanced country that permits the pharmaceutical industry to charge […]
I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I […]
If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to […]
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that […]
It may sound corny, but what’s wrong with wanting to fight for your country. Why […]
I look at you, and I just love you, and terrifies me. It terrifies me […]
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in […]
Worrying is like praying for something that you don’t want to happen. Robert Downey Jr.
Perhaps man has a hundred senses, and when he dies only the five senses that […]
Power is a thing of perception. They don’t need to be able to kill you. […]
I’ve almost been hit by a lot of things in New York City. I am […]
Things are rarely as exciting or dramatic as we make them out to be in […]
When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall […]
All she wanted was someone who loved her strange as much as she loved theirs. […]
She was a walking contradiction, of humility and boasts. Reality braided with fiction, made of […]
I am no longer in love with her, that’s certain, but maybe I love her. […]
Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal. Voltaire
With the truth so dull and depressing, the only working alternative is wild bursts of […]
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting […]
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for the happiness, […]
I don’t know exactly what went wrong, but I know it’s always my fault. Homer […]
He who is not a good servant will not be a good master. Plato
I have a suspicion that the definition of “crazy” in show business is a woman […]
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen […]
Strange times are these in which we live when old and young are taught falsehoods […]