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We use the word God. God hooks all the other words up. I’m the pope. […]
I guess some people never change… Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back. […]
In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a […]
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be […]
I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I […]
I looked at my hands to see if I was still the same person now […]
I have an issue with dogs- I can’t pick up after them. It’s nothing personal; […]
I think L.A. is impossible. There’s just too much media focus. You can’t live a […]
In Scotland we have mixed feelings about global warming, because we will get to sit […]
You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, […]
I’m dealing with a lot of crazy things, I think you have to react to […]
Well, as everyone knows, once witchcraft gets started, there’s no stopping it. Mikhail Bulgakov
Love me hard break me into a million pieces then love me back together again. […]
Whatever happens in this crazy world, know that the best of times, I spent with […]
I am well tangled in an insatiable chaos- always balancing between the numbness and the […]
The surest way to make ourselves crazy is to get involved in other people’s business, […]
It’s really cold outside, they are calling for a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. […]
My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn’t make it up! Dr. Seuss
My normal routine is pretty much putting out fires all day. Vera Wang
To still breathe while air pierces and sinks like a battleship in your breast is […]
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use […]
I took the stairs and felt like my childhood took the elevator. Drew Barrymore
I’m not sure whether it is changing my mind, or whether I lie a lot. […]
Fashion designers won’t go past a size two, so there’s no size diversity. Just none. […]
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet […]
I’d really like to do a reality show with four white people.. who are dropped […]
If I had as many love affairs as I’ve been given credit for, I’d be […]
My whole life can be summed up as this ceaseless effort of mine to persuade […]
For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely […]
Yet mad I am not and very surely do I not dream. Edgar Allan Poe
No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. […]
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and I’ll introduce […]
We’re a comedy site and have made fun of every single race, religion, creed, and […]
The more you love a memory, the stronger and stranger it becomes. Vladimir Nabokov
I think I have mental problems, I think I have like weird obsessions with things, […]
When I sell liquor, it’s bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray […]
To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more. James Agate
Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, ‘you […]
Don’t worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. John Madden