Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to […]
It’s amazing what you can learn after you’ve learned all you think you can learn. […]
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m learning to not want to […]
Maybe we can’t barter our feelings away, trading good deeds for bad ones and expecting […]
Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. Ayn Rand
I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have […]
I feel less pressure to dress youthfully. I’m 50 and everyone knows I’m 50 – […]
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. Johnny Carson
I’m a guy’s guy. I don’t comb my hair unless I have to, and I […]
I drink to make other people more interesting. Ernest Hemingway
In New York, there are so many potholes, they’re like craters on the moon. That’s […]
I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk […]
Kindness is my go-to, but fuck off is my wingman. Jonny Ox
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, […]
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. Drew Carey
E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I’m concerned. I would […]
Young people need to vote. They need to get out there. Every vote counts. Educate […]
If I had followed every urge I ever had, I would have had much more […]
It has long been my motto that if you cannot get your act together…. then […]
The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in […]
Women will only have true equality when men share with them the responsibility of bringing […]
Good people drink good beer. Hunter S. Thompson
I’m cheap, and I’m proud of it! Wyclef Jean
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, […]
I’m absolutely, 100 percent, not guilty. O. J. Simpson
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed. Pierre Teilhard […]
The moment you have children and a mortgage you want things to work; you’re locked […]
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and […]
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I […]
Every man should have laws of his own, I should think; commandments of his own, […]
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. […]
Give me lust, baby. Give me malice. Give me detached existentialist ennui. Give me rampant […]
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make […]
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. Humphrey Bogart
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has had many people to […]
Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible […]
Showing women how to break free from the cubicle and create their own magical life! […]
There’s so much history amongst ourselve that reminds us of something, and we start cracking […]
In order to find yourself, who you really are, you got to be with yourself; […]