Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. Mahatma Gandhi
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort […]
It is the personality of the mistress that the home expresses. Men are forever guests […]
Whiskey is good proofing water. It tells you who’s real and who isn’t. Tommy Shelby
The internet is just unemployed people telling people with jobs that they have to take […]
If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you […]
Sometimes being a grown up sucks hairy balls! Becca Lee
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben
When I’m old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And […]
People who meet me as an adult are often surprised that I’m alive and have […]
You cannot get ahead while you are getting even. Dick Armey
I’ve lived such a great, fantastic life already, but there’s still so much more. Katie […]
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. John Madden
Next to making a proper omelette or wiping your own ass, rolling a joint is […]
If you can’t laugh about sex, you shouldn’t be doing it. Sue Johanson
I don’t wanna gain the whole world and lose my soul. Toby Mac
There is no age better than another. Iman Abdulmajid
The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the […]
Well, in order to become a grown man, in order to become significant in my […]
Sometimes your friends are your lovers, or have been at one time. Axl Rose
Maturity is the ability to postpone gratification. Sigmund Freud
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. John Callahan
The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for […]
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Erma Bombeck
Maturity, one discovers, has everything to do with the acceptance of ‘not knowing. Mark Z. […]
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember […]
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. Errol Flynn
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is […]
A man provides and he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or even loved […]
If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back […]
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a […]
I don’t want to be younger, I just want to look it. Christie Brinkley
Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you […]
There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them. Willard Scott
I’m a gung-ho guy. Ray Knight
Your things in order means to put your past in order, too. Marie Kondo
I did 22 years in the military. I went through Paris Island. I’m a Marine. […]
We age not by holding on to youth, but by letting ourselves grow and embracing […]