Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best. Marty Rubin
I know who I am as a person, as a father, and as a husband. […]
When they put me in jail, that’s when they turned me into an activist. Up […]
I don’t make love by kissing, I make love by dancing. Fred Astaire
You know you’re in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women. […]
I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar! Russell […]
Take it from me, there’s nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping […]
Don’t take life so seriously. It’s not like you’re gonna get out alive anyway. Louise […]
Being a good person is more than just not being a bad person. A. Lee […]
You cannot truly, deeply rest, if you are feeling guilt about resting. Colette Werden
To me all men are boy-men. I don’t know any man that’s actually mature. Seth […]
Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill. Mike Pence
When you are faced with an important decision, be sure that your choice will lead […]
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve […]
Of course I gamble, to make the games interesting. But five hundred dollars a game, […]
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with […]
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It’s kinda […]
You have to die a few times before you can really live. Charles Bukowski
There should be a law that there’s a pajama day every few weeks. Alyson Hannigan
I’m a girl who loves fashion. I’m such a Cinderella– I love to put on […]
I don’t carry a purse when I fly because I have my Hello Kitty carry-on. […]
Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks […]
I’m not allergic to fashion. I’m just one of those people who when they put […]
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a […]
Drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not […]
Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand. Benny Hill
There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. […]
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much […]
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest […]
Old age is a special problem for me because I’ve never been able to shed […]
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I […]
I’m more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl. Tara Reid
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Robert Louis Stevenson
I am a violent man who has learned not to be violent and regrets his […]
Nowadays people don’t even date anymore. They just talk, catch feelings and fuck for a […]
Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. George […]
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. Louis […]
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank […]
Wine is bottled poetry. Robert Louis Stevenson