Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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You have to eventually grow up and take control of your life, which is very […]
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason
Of course I get angry, but I want to use my brain a little bit […]
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. Katie McGarry
Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted. Cherise Sinclair
Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period […]
We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There’s a price to be paid […]
Most of my confidence came from being with ladies, because I certainly wasn’t getting any […]
My definition of financial freedom is to do what you want, when you want, with […]
Freedom begins the moment you realize someone else has been writing your story and it’s […]
If you tried to touch my woman she’d break your dick off like a twig […]
But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. David […]
I would like to give these kids a good home. In fact, there’s one a […]
I don’t know how often I can discuss one incident in my entire life, but […]
Basically, I’m for anything that gets you through the night – be it prayer, tranquilizers […]
All I know is that when I needed McDonald’s, McDonald’s was there for me. James […]
I have learned that when you make big decisions, life says, ‘Fuck you. This is […]
An empress does not concern herself with the antics of fools. Gabrielle Union
Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don’t have a […]
He wove a great web of knowledge, linking everything together, and sat modestly at a […]
Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problems, Mon. No worries. A. K. […]
Maturity and experience are part of my liberation. Alicia Keys
I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get. Richard M. Nixon
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Arthur Schopenhauer
Surrounding myself with beautiful women keeps me young. Hugh Hefner
I don’t gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn’t give me great pleasure. But losing […]
Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far. Sacha Baron Cohen
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. Emo […]
Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right. Ricky Gervais
Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don’t have to be good at them […]
One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, […]
There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man. Sean Connery
I’m used to desperate, buddy. Desperate’s my factory default. But thanks anyway. Carolyn Crane
I’m not sorry for wanting what I deserve and I’m not afraid to walk away […]
I don’t want to own anything until I find a place where me and things […]
My failures have been errors in judgment, not of intent. Ulysses S. Grant
You don’t learn about yourself by being alone, you learn about yourself from other people. […]
I think there’s something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend’s T-shirt and underwear. […]
All the doctors who wanted to forbid me to smoke and to drink are dead. […]