Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesn’t nourish the body – or […]
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later […]
Solace? That’s why God made fermented beverages and the blues. Tom Robbins
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin about how I’d feel tomorrow. Ron […]
God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with. Cyndi Lauper
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them […]
I have a hard time with morals. All I know is what feels right, what’s […]
I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything which as you […]
I always love being in the company of women. It’s all about good conversation and […]
It’s not about giving back if you’re successful or a celebrity or how much money […]
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted […]
Men are not dogs. We merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if […]
Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. […]
Know that you are the perfect age. Each year is special and precious, for you […]
I have no problem with nudity. I can look at myself. I like walking around […]
I don’t feel like I have anything to lose, so I don’t really understand what […]
The best divorce is the kind where there are no children. That was my first […]
I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that […]
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is […]
I’ve made $50 million over the years as a movie star, if you’ll pardon the […]
Do you have any idea how rare a twenty-three-year-old virgin is where I come from? […]
I value my privacy and my personal life – and I certainly don’t exploit my […]
Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society. Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be. […]
If a woman gets tough in negotiations, she’s difficult, whereas a man would be considered […]
She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman […]
Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life […]
Just another rite of passage, another of childhood’s puzzling and uncertain moments. American writers are […]
The Marine Corps has just been called by the New York Times, ‘The elite of […]
Working hard is for assholes who still live in the system—we are building a new […]
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. […]
If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons […]
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes […]
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan
What’s great about an office Christmas party is that it uncovers and reveals parts of […]
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. Dylan […]
Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness. Nanea Hoffman
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next […]
This year has been full of lessons learned and soul searching and realizing I’m an […]