Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you. Billy […]
At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go […]
Betty White
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for […]
A man growing old becomes a child again. Sophocles
Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what […]
Here’s my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after […]
I don’t like being 50 and I don’t like thinking about death. Howard Stern
I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can […]
A man, as a general rule, owes very little to what he is born with, […]
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. […]
I hope you know that every time I tell you to get home safe, stay […]
Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other […]
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. Aristotle
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. George Burns
I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so […]
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is […]
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. Mae West
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, […]
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were […]
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving […]
If we would just slow down, happiness would catch up to us. Richard Carlson
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius […]
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. P. D. East
Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be […]
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Your [25-year old] thighs are as good as they’re ever going to get. So bend […]
Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were […]
Most women are indulgent of themselves. This is a mistake. It should be only the […]
A good butcher is important to have. It’s like a shrink. Carson Daly
It seems like every time you come up something happens to bring you back down. […]
If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters very […]
Live for yourself and you will live in vain; live for others, and you will […]
You know what makes me sick to my stomach? When I hear grown people that […]
You’ll learn, as you get older, that rules are made to be broken. Be bold […]
Perhaps it takes courage to raise children.. John Steinbeck
If the road is easy, you’re likely going the wrong way. Terry Goodkind
When in doubt, look intelligent. Garrison Keillor
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for […]