Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business. […]
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day […]
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have […]
I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all. […]
She was right. Karma was a b*tch, but so was I. Julie Murphy
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. […]
Three groups spend other people’s money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. Dick Armey
Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time […]
A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you. Margaret Atwood
You know you’re getting old when candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
I think older women still have a full life. Betty White
I wouldn’t want them (kids) to raid my liquor cabinet and glug down my bourbon […]
Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do. Anna […]
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little […]
I believe the ability to think is a blessing. If you can’t think about a […]
I’ve grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place. Amy […]
I haven’t always been warmly welcomed for holding my conservative positions in Hollywood. Then again, […]
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. […]
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. Cormac McCarthy
People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for. Harper Lee
It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to […]
We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to […]
Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice. Henry Ford
Motherhood is difficult and rewarding. Gloria Estefan
After a while, just staying alive becomes a full-time job. No wonder we need a […]
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal
You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. […]
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the […]
There is no finish line. So love the journey. David Weekly
The only way you can sleep at work is if you own the company. Casey […]
The art of survival is a story that never ends. Christian Bale
Soon you realize that many people will love the idea of you but will lack […]
Playing it safe is the riskiest choice we can ever make. Sarah Ban Breathnach
Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert […]
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want […]
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the […]