Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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The older the grape, the sweeter the wine. Janis Joplin
Ain’t no more beefing, I’m just keeping to myself. I’m my own competition, I’m competing […]
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day […]
You make a life out of what you have, not what you’re missing. Kate Morton
I collect watches because I’m always late, and I need to know exactly how late […]
Your hair tends to get used to the product you use. Every month or so […]
Is there a stop ‘n’ go counseling for couples on the run? Becky Freeman
Swearing is industry language. For as long as we’re alive it’s not going to change. […]
I hate weekends because there is no stock market. Rene Rivkin
Women and elephants never forget. Dorothy Parker
If you’re looking sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary. David […]
Have you ever noticed that even the busiest people are never too busy to take […]
The weather’s cold. My club’s bad. My knee hurts. I can’t putt no more. I’m […]
I think it’s your duty to overcome what you inherit in life. Kelsey Grammer
They are uncomfortable talking about sex because they don’t want people to think they know […]
I don’t think any day is worth living without thinking about what you’re going to […]
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta National. I just […]
A job is something you do for money. Your life’s work is done for a […]
I’m totally confused about what I am going to do with my life. Bill Hicks
One does not re-light a dead cigarette. Anna Held
I don’t take my life seriously, but I do take what I do- in my […]
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. Alan Watts
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Lewis […]
Chemistry can be a good and a bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make […]
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home […]
My powers are ordinary. Only my application brings me success. Isaac Newton
Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we […]
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with […]
I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. Jorge Borges
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. George […]
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. Gertrude […]
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard. Bob Monkhouse
Running is my solo time; working my muscles outside in fresh air is therapeutic. Nina […]
Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work at hand. The sun’s rays do not burn […]
I have an iPhone, and I can text, and I can use the phone, and […]
I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring. […]
Smoking calms me down. It’s enjoyable. I don’t want politicians deciding what is exciting in […]