Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. There’s a lot of coloring […]
After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I’ll never have kids. […]
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or […]
Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal. Alexander the Great
Apparently vodka helps flowers last longer when they’re dying. But you can put vodka in […]
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of Jack Daniels. Darynda Jones
If I had as many love affairs as I’ve been given credit for, I’d be […]
It’s amazing what we can get away with and what we can’t. But it’s not […]
When I sell liquor, it’s bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray […]
You start out playing rock ‘n’ roll so you can have sex and do drugs, […]
I used to go missing a lot… Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. George […]
I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my […]
Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about […]
I feel strange, like there’s an unformed, unfinished, sad little emotion bottled up in me, […]
It’s not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts. Pete […]
Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green […]
I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already. Tommy Cooper
Folks, I’ve been straight for seventeen days… Not all in a row. Sam Kinison
Waiting for your buddies to get laid is right up there with hanging out in […]
Dating is all about the chase. It’s fun! Lauren Conrad
Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. Billy […]
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only young […]
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train […]
She’s both vixen and fawn, craving gentle hands and a dirty mouth to come play […]
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. Sacha Baron […]
I think that making love is the best form of exercise. Cary Grant
Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with […]
The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never […]
Darling you have outgrown the circus. S. C. Lourie
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep […]
As for sex, well, I mean sex is a perfectly respectable subject as far as […]
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep […]
We’re all not quite as sane as we pretend to be. Robert Bloch
A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been […]
A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be […]
I don’t like going out. I’m more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind […]
Maturity is a stage of life when you don’t see eye to eye but can […]
Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through […]